Glenn Beck, Fox News' Tubbiest Cry-Baby, Just Dying to Go to Heart Attack Grill

As you may have read in Feathered Bastard yesterday, the weather this weekend may be a little wet. Sure, the sun will be out, but a Glenn Beck tear storm is projected all day Saturday.  

Fox News' resident cry-baby will be in Phoenix this weekend as part of his "American Revival Tour," and the one thing the bulgy Beck seems most interested in doing is plopping his piggly ass down at the Heart Attack Grill for a Quadruple Bypass Burger. 

On Beck's radio show today, a caller alerted the seemingly swollen Beck to the Valley hot-spot, and the idea of a restaurant devoted to promoting health problems seemed to captivate him.

"Their fries are cooked in lard," Beck said in amazement. "Can we go tonight?"

Go there tonight? Glenn, with your heart apparently workin' overtime already, we say go there every night.

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