Feathered Bastard

Sure, John McCain Is Filthy Rich, but He Still Wants Your $25

U.S. Senator John McCain says in a new fundraising pitch that he hasn't decided whether to run for a sixth term in the upper chamber of Congress.

But he has decided that he wants whatever you got in your wallet, pally.

Twenty-five simoleons? Why, that'll do nicely.

I mean, it's not like you need that dough for a haircut or to put gas in the car or buy food for the bambino.

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Stephen is a former staff writer and columnist at Phoenix New Times.
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