A uniquely Freudian entry in the body-switching comedy canon, The Change-Up stars Jason Bateman as standard issue anal-retentive lawyer/family man Dave, and Ryan Reynolds as Dave's classically anal-expulsive stoner/playboy childhood friend Mitch. When sober, Dave begrudgingly tolerates Mitch's wild-animal routine. One night, when both are drunk, Dave admits he's secretly...
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The Arizona Republic reported yesterday that the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors is likely to dole out a cool $650,000 in taxpayer coin to the family of a 33-year-old man killed by a motorist who was "pursued recklessly and in violation of law at high speeds by" a Maricopa County...
If you flew on a United Airlines flight out of Phoenix this afternoon, you may want to wash your hands -- or your everything.A United plane, in which a guy masturbated and ejaculated on his seat on May 19, has been criss-crossing the country since. According to a website that...
As we mentioned earlier this week, law enforcement agencies across the Valley are checking out the sleazy, Scottsdale-based porn website Backroom Casting Couch -- and now it's short its best "talent" recruiter.Antonio Adrian Gonzalez, 28, was arrested yesterday on kiddy-porn charges following a multi-jurisdictional investigation into his web-based "modeling" and...
Bless the British men, who -- not to be outdone by their snaggle-tooth female counterparts -- are busy popularizing the pubic art of the pejazzle. This week, Mark Wright, star of Britain's trainwreck television show The Only Way is Essex, became the head, er, face of the pejazzling trend, which much...
If you're man, and had plans of going to jail to get felt up by a woman, we have some bad news.The United States Supreme Court decided today to not hear the case of a former Maricopa County jail inmate who claims a female detention officer grabbed his junk during...
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Jasper Rushing is reflecting about why he pummeled, slashed, and mutilated his seriously mentally ill cellmate to death last September 10. "It was not a healthy environment in there," he tells New Times from his current residence at the Maricopa County Jail. Rushing is talking about what happened inside Cell...
For white people in America, May 5, Cinco de Mayo is more than an unofficial national holiday honoring the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, in which Mexican defenders drove back an invading army from France. It's an excuse to party (fiesta!) and get in touch with their inner...
No break up is complete without that final roll in the sheets to sort of say "it's been a pleasure doing business with you, but I must now move on," or to remind yourself why you're breaking up in the first place. A Chandler man apparently didn't realize that his...
On Saturday afternoon, a drunk Phoenix man thought going into his house to urinate would cut into his busy schedule of doing yard work and drinking beer -- so he pissed on his lawn and now is charged with three felonies.According to court records obtained by New Times, 59-year-old Timothy George Evans...
Susan Brock, the teen-touching somewhat-estranged wife of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock, was sentenced yesterday to 13 years in prison for carrying out a three-year sexual relationship with a teenage boy she met through the Mormon Church -- and KPHO seems to think that's a lot.The local TV station --...
Quintel Rich has a pretty infamous penis -- and he's not shy in showing it off.Rich, a convicted sex offender, spent the better part of 2009 exposing his penis to unsuspecting victims. After a little prison time, Rich got right back into the swing of things and whipped it out...
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Tiberias Foster, a 22-year-old Tempe man, is a slippery character -- he managed to get away from Tempe police officers three times yesterday before he was found hiding in a bush at an apartment complex by a police K-9.What did Foster allegedly do to warrant so much attention from police?...
Pinky Tuscadero's WhiteKnuckle AssFuckYucca Tap RoomSaturday, April 2, 2011There are two schools of thought when it comes to band reunion shows:1. "Man, they're time is past. They broke up and should stay that way."2. "Awesome. They're coming back to fuck shit up one more time. Righteous."Given a choice betwixt these...
Over the past three decades, two institutions have constantly remained near-universal pastimes of the young and young-at-heart: Rock 'n' roll music and video games. Despite myriad changes in the sound, style, technology and sophistication of both mediums, video games and rock music have endured as uniting forces in an ever-evolving...
The man pictured to the right is 28-year-old Ezequiel Gardea Diaz, and police say that over the weekend he whipped it out and started "shaking" it in front of three young girls.According to court documents obtained by New Times, about 5 p.m. Saturday, the three girls, ages 9, 10, and...
Clarification: New Times didn’t intend to imply that goddess temples in Orange County and Chico, California; Asheville, North Carolina; Ann Arbor, Michigan; and Sedona offer sexual services like those observed at the Phoenix Goddess Temple. In addition, Goddess Temple of Orange County reports it’s “registered as a church with the...
I didn't mind that my girlfriend went to look at Annie Sprinkle's cervix, but I honestly wasn't all that interested. There were so many other things going on at the Alwun House Friday night during the "Phantasmagorical Spectacular" opening of their annual Exotic Art Show that seeing a famous porn...
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The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office confirms to New Times that detectives have recovered a video at the home of Dr. Don Underwood -- the Anthem naturopathic doctor (N.D.) accused of molesting a 9-year-old boy -- that shows a man and a boy taking a shower together.The man, MCSO Lieutenant Brian...
A Phoenix man living in the U.S. on a work visa was arrested Saturday for allegedly sexually assaulting a 17-year-old girl in her own backyard, which is an awful thing to do in its own right. Add to the equation that the victim has down syndrome and the awful situation...
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We're not sure which is more gag-worthy -- competing with your own mother for (among other things) a dude's heart or going down on a 13-year-old boy. Rachel Brock, the 21-year-old daughter of Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock, is alleged to be guilty of both.As we reported earlier, Rachel Brock is...