We're not sure what "turning into charcoal" would feel like (and we're pretty sure it's not even possible), but apparently it can cause a person to pull out his junk in public and attack a stranger.About 7:30 a.m. Saturday, police responded to a call about a fight in the area...
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LONG SOMETHING OF THE LAW Editor's note: A throng of readers reacted to our "Hot Mess at the DPS" cover story (Ray Stern, November 11). All the comments were anonymous. Here's a sample: Jer-ry, Jer-ry!: I can't wait to see [Arizona Department of Public Safety] Director Bobby Halliday and his...
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The Future According to Gwar
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The Future According to Gwar
Meat LoafCelebrity TheatreAugust 22, 2010 As I sat through Meat Loaf's concert full of epic songs, costume changes, rhinestone studded jackets, and women clad in pleather and lace, I couldn't help but laugh a little at over-the-top theatrics of show. Since Meat Loaf's legacy, built up on albums like Bat...
How funny is comedian Jo Koy? The Filipino-American comic's hilarious jabs at himself and stereotypes of Asian culture (he "love you long time") cracked up enough people to land him his own Comedy Central special, Don't Make Him Angry, and spots on several shows, including two seasons of Showtime at...
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A Mesa man was arrested yesterday for allegedly masturbating in his car, which was parked across the street from an elementary school in Chandler.According to court documents obtained by New Times, 52-year-old Jamey Mark Flatt was beatin' off in his car as it sat parked across the street from Knox...
KWSS 106.7, "Arizona's Alternative Radio," hosts Adam Carolla this Friday. The former Man Show co-host, Crank Yanker and Loveliner will chat with Morning Infidelity host Beef Vegan before his run of weekend dates at Tempe Improv.Check out a podcast from last time Carolla was on TMI here -- including a...
A Mesa man was arrested Tuesday after authorities say he molested his 6-year-old step-granddaughter on several occasions at her Chandler home. In at least one case, police say he used pieces of pool equipment.According to court documents obtained by New Times, on July 20, the girl's mother reported to police...
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Dicks Throughout Art History
"I've got a Benetton heart, and a fuckin' David Duke cock," John Mayer told Playboy magazine earlier this year. The 32-year-old singer-songwriter was attempting to justify his sexual preferences in a way that didn't make him sound like a bigot. Later, he unleashed the "n" word and described ex-girlfriend Jessica...
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T&A Throughout Art History
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Band: Pride of the GarageTitle: Young Man's GameBasics: Pride of the Garage is 46-year-old Dan Miles, a self-labeled procrastinator. What's better than procrastination when it comes to releasing an album? I don't know. Perhaps self-mutilation? That's what it feels like to listen to the 10-song Young Man's Game -- a...
As we predicted, it would take an army to keep an old camera-hound like Sheriff Joe Arpaio from a network television camera in his county, and last night's episode of Police Women of Maricopa County proved exactly that. Joe made a cameo at the end of last night's show -- for...
Coachella is my favorite time of the year, like my birthday and Christmas combined. While I've been there before, this was my first experience documenting it on my phone, tweeting about camping, crowds and, umm, music.What follows is an annotated history of my journey through the festival starting Thursday afternoon...
Hedwig and the Angry Inch is a play that takes the form of a club rock show during which the singer/songwriter, Hedwig (né Hansel) Schmidt, imparts the story of her life (sometimes in song, sometimes in bitchysweet monologue) up to this point, which includes having undergone a quickie, incomplete sexual...
Doomsayers and the easily fooled are focused on 2012 right now (so much so that poor NASA had to issue statements debunking the movie myths). But we've got a different date in mind: 2010. The New Year begins the end of an era. Well, a decade actually. Technology has certainly advanced in...
I think the year was 1998 when my friend Indigo emerged from my bathroom smiling. She was impressed that I had Aveda shampoo in my shower. I guess it stuck in my mind because it was the moment I realized that women notice the little things. She went on to...
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As a career bar and restaurant guy, I've had my professional eye trained on the state of social-sexual politics for the past twenty-five years. Even so, it's hard to say whether we've evolved or devolved as an outgoing species. While the games remain basically the same, the rules have certainly...
Audacity Theatre Lab presents Andy Eninger's black-comic piece about a man who was born without a penis and a woman born with her skin inside out. Thu., April 2, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., April 3, 10:30 p.m.; Sat., April 4, 1 & 10:30 p.m.; Sun., April 5, 2 & 7:30 p.m.,...
CANNES, France — Memorable for its in-your-face sensationalism, the 62nd Cannes Film Festival opened with the 3-D computer animation Up, saving the "Yours" for the final minutes of the competition's penultimate movie, Gaspar Noé's "psychedelic melodrama" Enter the Void. The sad, tawdry, monstrously inflated tale of two traumatized club kids...
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