By Robrt L. Pela
By New Times
By New Times
By Robrt L. Pela
By Robrt L. Pela
By Katrina Montgomery
By New Times
By Robrt L. Pela and Amy Silverman
The whole point of summer vacation is doing nothing, or as close to it as possible. Stretching out full-length on scorching sand, a sighing emerald lawn, a porch swing, a deck chair, a chaise longue, rearranging knees and elbows to find the best pose possible for turning pages with one hand while holding a glass or bottle with the other: That about marks the apex of ambition once the summer clock starts ticking. And when you're languid, lying perfectly still under a huge sky on one of those vast, dilated days that linger way past dinnertime, what bigger frisson than reading about other people rushing around having wild adventures and deep epiphanies all over the world?
It's a counterpoint thing. The more placidly motionless the reader, the more impact all that vicarious action packs.
And vicarious action, subtle or speedy, from pursuing gurus to dodging bullets to sidestepping the SS, packs all the more impact if you know for sure that it actually happened to someone somewhere. Fictional predicaments are fine for cold weather, when fakery fills the air. Invented adventures are only too appropriate in those months when mere survival hangs on contrivances such as central heating, snow plows and layered fleece. But in summer, which gives bodies stripped nearly bare nothing to fear, nothing satisfies like the absolute truth. The brutal but crystalline clarity of a first-person nonfiction narrative is a metaphor for the summer sky itself. And the adrenaline rush that comes with reading about real-world revelations, revolutions, and shark-infested seas shoots like an ice cube down the back.
That's why, this season, hot new adventure memoirs are stacking up.
Don't confuse these with that stolid old standby: the recollections of icons whose entrenched, in-the-bag fame hoists their books above the status of mere memoir to full-on autobiography, with all that implicit extra dignity and instant best-sellerdom and waiting lists at local bookshops. The otherClinton autobiography will be upon us soon enough.
Rather, the Zeitgeist right now is for titillating memoirs by authors of whom you've never heard. More or less regular Joes and Janes who are, in this celebrity-driven world, near-nobodies. Doctors. Lawyers. Reporters. Grad students. Moms. Not anyone you'd notice in the check-out line or in the adjacent Camry stopped at the light. But they've done things. Weird things. Funny things. Dumb and dangerous things that have rendered them accidental sages, surprised survivors, dispatchers from heaven and hell.
Matthew McAllester had been dispatching for years, but -- filing news reports from war zones around the world -- he never expected that his biggest scoop ever would be about himself. Last year, just as war broke out in Iraq, the Newsday reporter was arrested with several other journalists in a Baghdad hotel. In Blinded by the Sunlight, he recounts their chilling week of captivity, interrogation, and terrifying mind games in Saddam Hussein's most notorious prison.
A far cry from world affairs is Kat Albrecht's The Lost Pet Chronicles, a warm and fuzzy narrative about an animal-adoring California cop who bought herself a few cute puppies and turned them into highly skilled search dogs. After years spent hunting with them for missing humans, Albrecht had a bolt from the blue: Why not use animals to hunt for missing animals? These chronicles of her highs and lows as a certified pet detective might make dogless and catless readers' eyes glaze over now and then, but diehard zoophiles will relish Albrecht's tales of suburban search-and-rescues, sad little stiff corpses, and joyous reunions, intercut with insights on raising bloodhounds at home. (They're smart and lovable and exude saliva incessantly.)
We don't like to think of doctors as having lives. If they have lives -- lovers and cranky kids who keep them up all night, and ailments of their own -- then that bodes really poorly for their concentration, and that is the only part of them we wish to think about. Emergency-room physician Frank Huyler breaks down that professional wall of silence in The Blood of Strangers. This memoir-in-essays' title says it all, baring the heart and soul of a man who in the course of a typical work shift watches a beautiful girl bleed to death, laughs bitterly at a fellow medic's joke about broken jaws and blowjobs, sees colleagues slipping over the edge, stops a child from slipping into a coma, and saves a wounded murderer's life. What goes on behind that white surgical mask? Maybe more than you want to know, but as both a published poet and a wielder of scalpels, Huyler gives it to you stunningly and straight.
Many of these authors are so ordinary, so much like us and those we know, that we slide into their shoes effortlessly, automatically, as they walk on the wild side: a far cry from the way we fawn and genuflect our way through the reminiscences of, say, Hillary Clinton or Maya Angelou.
Sometimes the walk in question isn't really on the wild side, yet a skilled memoirist keeps us in step anyway. This is an entirely different sort of cool trick, in which the author takes a standard practice, an experience neither new nor extraordinary and which is shared by millions daily, and turns it around to reveal seldom-spoken marvels lurking within. Herman Gollob does this deftly with Me and Shakespeare, recounting how, shortly before retiring from a career in publishing a few years ago, he happened to attend a Broadway performance of Hamlet starring Ralph Fiennes as the prince.