I arrived in Phoenix broke and jobless.
When Im stuck in traffic, I am downloading ring tones (like "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas).
I never forget to TiVo Scott Baio Is 45 and Single.
On Saturday night, you can find me in the club; it's going down.
My favorite thing about summer in Phoenix is air-conditioning.
If I could redo my first kiss, Id kiss Soleil Moon-Frye.
The one dessert I refuse to eat is broccoli.
In another life, I was an old wooden ship.
The one place in Phoenix I dont want anyone to know about is DeFalco's Italian Grocery.
On my nightstand, youll find a George Foreman grill.
The fictional character Im most like is Jim Halpert.
One thing I want to do before I die is have my own . . . of Love show on VH1.
The best thing about Phoenix is frying an egg on the sidewalk. Where else can you do that?