The Dong Show

Good taste ain’t welcome at Giligin’s. Neither is decorum, nor political correctness, for that matter. For proof, look no further than the naughty nightspot’s newest bar game, Dildo Plinko. As the name implies, this titillating take on the popular contest from The Price Is Right has patrons dropping differently colored vibrators and other phallic novelties down a 10-foot-high pegboard for such prizes as condoms, douches, or Giligin’s gift certificates. The kooky contest is hosted by Chef Joe, with the ever-outrageous Chuey the Rock ´n' Roll Midget serving up both snarky comments and alcoholic concoctions from his fully functional midget-sized mini-bar. “It’s a fucked-up game we thought of while getting drunk at 6 a.m. one morning,” says the lewd Lilliputian. “We’re always trying to push things as far as we can.”
Thursdays, 9:30 p.m., 2007
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Benjamin Leatherman is a staff writer at Phoenix New Times. He covers local nightlife, music, culture, geekery, and fringe pursuits.