Best Sports Joke
Arizona Diamondbacks Demand $187 Million in Stadium Repairs from County
When the Arizona Diamondbacks owners demanded Maricopa County pony up almost $200 million for stadium repairs, lest the team bolt for greener pastures, you’d have to forgive the average fan for at least beginning to swallow the bait. After all, there’s precedent. When the Arizona Coyotes threatened to leave and demanded the Glendale city government give the team all but the mayor’s firstborn daughter and the city council had the gall to balk, Coyotes fans nearly tarred and feathered their elected officials. So there was some precedent that the Diamondbacks could get their way fairly easily. But there’s no serious way to look at this in which the Diamondbacks don’t come off sounding entitled and whiny. Chase Field is less than 20 years old, and it’s already not “state-of-the-art”? Maybe if the team spent some money on more than one talented player (the team’s payroll is among the lowest in the league), it wouldn’t have to beg taxpayers for repair money equal to almost half of what it cost to build the damn thing in the first place.