Booked on suspicion of: Burglary
Maybe he was robbing a T-shirt stand?
Booked on suspicion of: Disorderly conduct
The ultimate summer bummer: getting arrested in the middle of a hair cut...
Booked on suspicion of: Shoplifting
...Wait, we totally take that back—the ultimate summer bummer is getting arrested while tanning topless
Booked on suspicion of: Aggravated assault
Has Baz Luhrmann taught you nothing?! Don't forget the sunscreen
Booked on suspicion of: Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
Sorry dude, 1995 called and Coolio wants his hair back
Booked on suspicion of: Burglary and dangerous drug possession
"Edgy, unique styles don't just happen…they're created" — Benjamin Franklin (......or TIGI hair products, whatever)
Booked on suspicion of: Dangerous drug possession
It's hard not to feel this way when it's 115 degrees in the shade
Booked on suspicion of: Narcotic drug possession
At least they let her take her pool towel?
Booked on suspicion of: aggravated robbery
Business on the left, pool party on the right
Booked on suspicion of: Criminal damage
And that, dear friends, is how you end up with unfortunate summer tanlines
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