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Booked on charges of aggravated assault
If Salvador Dalí and a soul patch had a love child...
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Booked on charges of second degree murder
Ah yes, the classic neck tattoo fades to stubble look. Timeless.
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Booked on charges of operating a chop shop
The chin strap: invented by monkeys, appropriated by men in the 1870s, and favored by anyone who works over an open flame.
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Booked on charges of assault and criminal damage
The "Silver Fox" Chinstrap: literally an oldie but goodie.
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Booked on charges of drug possession
And this, kids, is what we call a damn good mustache!
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Booked on charges of violating probation
As H.D. Thoreau once tweeted, "all things good are #wild and #free, baby!"
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Booked on charges of probation violation
Chin Puff— the black sheep of the Care Bear clan.
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Booked on charges of shoplifting
"I see your chin puff, mugshot #4, and I raise you this monstrosity growing from my face."
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Booked on charges of assault
"Pssshh, one word, fellas: puff-a-licious/"
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Booked on charges of violating probation
By the (arguably unchecked) powers invested in Sheriff Joe, we declare this man the winner of the annual Maricopa County Puff Daddy-off. Mazel Tov.
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