The above photo is the actual mugshot taken by a Maricopa County Sheriff's Office detention officer of assault suspect Ramon Corrales.
As you can see, he's apparently resorted to our current favorite way to stick it to the man: not even showing law enforcement the common courtesy of being conscious when they try to take your booking photo.
You Write the Caption's pretty self-explanatory. Here's how you play: we show you a picture, like the above photo of Corrales' mugshot.
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You -- in the comment section of this post -- then write what you think would be an appropriate caption for the photo.
On Monday, we'll announce the top five reader captions and put them to a vote. The winner will receive a pay-your-own-way trip to the historic New Times building, a firm handshake, and a lukewarm glass of municipal Phoenix tap water.
Do your worst, New Times readers -- and let's try to keep things somewhat polite/non-racist.