At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
10.
Charges: Forgery
It's the thought that counts, right?
9.
Charges: Theft, disorderly conduct
Dollar dollar bill, ya'll!
8.
Charges: Probation violation
At least he gets to see jail through rose-colored glasses.
7.
Charges: Probation violation
Like, Mortal Kombat?
6.
Charges: Assault
Ooo! Connect the dots!
5.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Honk if yer horny!
4.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, marijuana possession
Nice, a neck tat of your front door.
3.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Straight from the dentist's office.
2.
Charges: Threatening or intimidating, obstructing government operations, disorderly conduct
Wow! A four-star general!
1.
10.
Charges: Forgery
It's the thought that counts, right?
9.
Charges: Theft, disorderly conduct
Dollar dollar bill, ya'll!
8.
Charges: Probation violation
At least he gets to see jail through rose-colored glasses.
7.
Charges: Probation violation
Like, Mortal Kombat?
6.
Charges: Assault
Ooo! Connect the dots!
5.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Honk if yer horny!
4.
Charges: Possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, marijuana possession
Nice, a neck tat of your front door.
3.
Charges: Dangerous-drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
Straight from the dentist's office.
2.
Charges: Threatening or intimidating, obstructing government operations, disorderly conduct
Wow! A four-star general!
1.
Charges: Assault, theft, disorderly conduct
In case your Spanish is a little rusty, that says, "100 percent marijuana."
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