Editor's note: This story was originally published on January 31, 2018.
Everyone loves desserts, but not everyone saves room. To hell with that. We say table your dinner forks early so you can enjoy all of the great desserts we have in the desert. Phoenix boasts a surprising array of sweet, sinful finishes, the sweet options including everything from pimped churros to Thai bread and custard. Most can be shared, but if you want one of these all to yourself, have at it.
Fig & Pecan PieBeckett’s Table
3717 East Indian School Road
Plain old pecan pie and ice cream have some stiff competition with this elevated version that invites some unlikely, and much needed, players to the party. In the pie portion at Beckett’s Table, figs add structure and sweetness to the pecans for a slice that somehow bakes up with a densely nutty top and liquefied bottom glistening in sugary delight. The ice cream, made of cream cheese and citrus, adds a zingy punch to a personality you thought you knew, but now know and like infinitely better. And don’t think the crust is some ordinary character — ground pecans and extra butter make it next level.
The Ultimate Sweet R SundaeSweet Republic
6054 North 16th Street and 9160 East Shea Boulevard, Scottsdale
This isn’t just a dessert, it’s a journey — and it starts with a difficult decision: which of the sweet scoops do you choose? You get to pick four at Sweet Republic, but given the roster — real mint chip, banana foster, Mayan chocolate, salted butter caramel (all of which are handmade with local dairy) — narrowing can be harrowing. Watching the behemoth being made is next. First goes a hefty quarter-pound walnut oatmeal cookie, then the quad of ice cream followed by decadent drizzles of hot fudge and salted caramel sauce, deliberately placed brownies, and flourishes of almond toffee brittle. Just when you think it can’t get any bigger, it’s topped with whipped cream and a hefty marshmallow. Then the whole thing is set on fire, unleashing the scent of burnt marshmallow. Oh, and don’t even think about ordering this one solo. It’s a two or three-man job.
Zinc Valrhona Chocolate SouffleZinc Bistro
15034 North Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale
They say a soufflé is all science. If that's true, this chocolate bomb from Zinc Bistro has the Einstein stuff down. Air is whipped into eggs, then expertly folded into the flour mixture before going into the oven and puffing up to perfection, turning the chocolate insides into a custardy collision of otherworldly proportions. Forget science, this is pure magic — and so worth the 30-minute wait it takes to prepare. Pour over the chocolate, mint, or Grand Marnier sauce, and it turns somehow more drool-worthy. The Kierland Commons hub serves up killer ricotta beignets, too, but the soufflé rises above.
John & YokoNew Wave Market
7120 East Sixth Avenue, #20, Scottsdale
At New Wave Market, time lags as your fork cuts through the layers, past the craggy honeycomb candy topper, down the dense yet fluffy honey cake smartly soaked in cinnamon tres leches — as evidenced by the glistening sides. Then it travels through the mascarpone whipped cream that will make all other whipped creams bland in comparison, and down the final stratum of syrup-soaked cake. The milk and honey flavors swirl and explode, a whirlwind of creamy and crunchy and spongy. No way could The Beatles bemoan this one.
Churro Ice Cream SandwichThe Dressing Room
214 East Roosevelt Street
Cold gelato between hot dough — yes, please. The only dessert on the menu at this hip Roosevelt hangout, the churros are fried up right before serving and then in goes locally made Tahitian vanilla bean gelato so vanilla-y, you can see flecks of the beans. The Dressing Room creates a brilliant balance between refined and rustic, the gourmet in you will note the play of textures, how the divinely flaky, sugar-dusted churro complements the melty, luscious mouthfeel of the gelato.
Carrot CakeLiberty Market
230 North Gilbert Road, Gilbert
If you judged a cake by its cover, this lovely lady would score a perfect 10. The Liberty Market carrot cake stands tall and proud in the dessert case, armored with cream cheese frosting and topped with flourishes of toasted coconut and edible flowers — a beaut. Inside are six alternating layers that bounce between cake so carroty that pops of orange veg sing through notes of nutmeg, and frosting so frosty it doesn’t cave under the weight of the dense slabs. It's so big it’s served on its side, and each bite gets just the right ratio of cake to frosting.
Kanom CustardGlai Baan
1333 East Osborn Road
It starts when the steamer basket’s lid is removed to reveal a billow of steam and a bready, heady smell. Breathe it in. Considered street food in Thailand, this combo at Glai Baan seems simple enough — bread and custard — but the layered aroma tells a different story. The steamed coconut custard has a caramel-hued tinge and taste to match — and that’s a hint of pandan leaf hitting your nose, southeast Asia’s version of vanilla that smells beguiling and a little like bubble gum. Even the bread seems cake-like; steaming imbues it with a spongy softness, perfect for sopping up the dip — and you won’t waste a crumb.
This is the Pringles of desserts. It may seem simple enough — it's just a cookie topped with ice cream, after all — but once you pop it in your mouth, you’ll see it’s so much more. The skillet cookie at Oregano’s, still molten and melty in the middle with a crunchy exterior, makes each bite a journey to the center of the universe, where three hefty scoops of ice cream fight to stay frozen over the still gooey lava below. They’d melt if you didn’t eat it so fast, but trust us: one bite and you can’t stop.
Blackberry CobblerThe Farmhouse Restaurant
228 North Gilbert Road, Gilbert
A lot of butter. That’s the secret to this cobbler’s crackled, golden crust, a tappable top that gives way to shortbread-like underlayers. At the Farmhouse Restaurant, dive your spoon below the rich surface and you’ll dig up blackberries, and lots of them — whole, plump, and bursting with flavor. The sour of the berries plays off the sweetness up top, while adding ice cream to the already delicious mix makes it a real party. The whole thing is served straight from the oven, still steaming and screaming to be eaten. This is your grandma’s cobbler, and so much more.
Churros Rellenos De CajetaBarrio Cafe and Barrio Cafe Gran Reserva
2814 North 16th Street and 1301 West Grand Avenue
Chef Silvana Salcido Esparza’s churro at Barrio Cafe and Barrio Cafe Gran Reserva is a weapon of mass destruction. Two elongated vessels of deep-fried perfection, all crispy and cinnamon encrusted, are filled with
Cookie DoughScoopwell's Dough Bar
100 East Camelback Road
Gone are the days of sneaking cookie dough out of the bowl. At Scoopwell's, the dough is the main attraction. Create your mountain of cookie dough from almost a dozen flavors, ranging from cake batter to s'mores. But don't worry, they still have plenty of the classic, semisweet chocolate chip cookie dough to go around. Once you've selected your dough, finish off your masterpiece with some of the many dessert toppings, like toasted marshmallow or sprinkles. Then you're free to eat it in public.
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