Gina the Chihuahua
Mother of four. Divorced but still hopeful for a second chance at love. Enjoys Virginia Slims and Sutter Home white wine. Shops at Target but pronounces it like it's French: Targé. Will never admit that the designer bags she gets carried in are cheap knockoffs.
Marlowe the German Shepherd
Enjoys cold-brew coffee and being the first one to discover a new/old dive bar. Sells refurbished Polaroid cameras on Etsy and is currently working a on cookbook of vegan meals prepared entirely on a 1992 Easy-Bake Oven. Claims she has no idea who the Jonas Brothers are.
Mittens the Cat
Suffers from chronic resting bitch face. Is actually very pleasant to be around. Can't understand why these idiots think otherwise. Has trouble discerning the difference between holding a grudge and having a good memory. Thinks Garfield is the tops.
Jasper the Chihuahua
Doesn't trust the government. Believes in UFOs. Has a sneaking suspicion the mailman is spying on him, which is why he tells his friends to hand deliver any and all messages between the hours of midnight and 3 a.m. Has quite possibly spiraled back into his meth addiction.
Sherry the English Bulldog
No kids but still goes all out for the holidays. Enjoys DIY crafts and finding inspirational quotes on Pinterest. Guilty pleasures include Marie Callender's microwavable meals and binge-watching Scandal on Netflix.