Joe Arpaio and Jan Brewer from Provacative Piñatas

It took a while, but Scott Jacobson's got some special piñatas for sale. 

By the Fourth of July, he says, he'll also have John McCain and Sarah Palin, but for now you can beat the crap out of Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Governor Jan Brewer.

These are so cool, though, you might want to refrain. Plus, at $85 a pop -- ouch. 

Buy them today at [email protected]

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Amy Silverman is a two-time winner of the Arizona Press Club’s Journalist of the Year award. Her work has appeared on the radio show This American Life and in the New York Times, the Washington Post, Lenny Letter, and Brain, Child. She’s the co-curator of the live reading series Bar Flies, and a commentator for KJZZ, the NPR affiliate in Phoenix. Silverman is the author of the book My Heart Can’t Even Believe It: A Story of Science, Love, and Down Syndrome (Woodbine House 2016). Follow her on Instagram (@amysilverman), Twitter (@amysilvermanaz), and at