Male Pattern Boldness

Comedian Adam Carolla doesn’t give a rat’s ass who he offends. The former Loveline co-host and Guinness record-holding podcaster has publicly blasted gay parents, called the Occupy Wall Streeters “self-entitled morons,” and, more recently, criticized his female counterparts.

"The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks," Carolla joked. “When you're picking a basketball team, you'll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you're playing the odds.”

Considering his gender-offending commentary, it’s no surprise that Carolla tapped controversial right-winger Dennis Prager to join him on his nationwide tour, rolling into Comerica Theatre on Saturday, July 14. With Prager’s columns disparaging women as overemotional, frigid, and in need of self-control, he’ll be in good company alongside the younger comic.

Plus, Carolla will look a lot hotter next to the bloated, pasty-faced conservative than he would have beside Lisa Lampanelli or Kathy Griffin -- a fact he no doubt took into account when selecting his running-off-at-the-mouth mate.

Sat., July 14, 8 p.m., 2012
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Wynter Holden
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