DMX Arrested in FLA

So, from our sister paper in Broward County/Palm Beach comes news that DMX was again popped by the cops yesterday. He's been arrested seven times in 2008 alone for charges that range from identity theft and animal cruelty to drug possession and failure to appear in court, several times here in Arziona. Sheriff Joe even put a $5,000 bounty on him after he skipped a court date.

So let me be the first to say this to Joe: "I know where DMX is. He's somewhere in the Broward County penal system. Make that check payable to M as in mary, A, R, T, I, N, C as in cat, I, Z as in zebra, M as in mary, A, R. Thanks, buddy." --Martin Cizmar

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Martin Cizmar
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