Some guy eats another guy's face while sitting at a bus stop. A student killed his roommate and ate his heart and brain. A New Jerseyan stabbed himself 50 times and threw his guts at the police.
If you haven't noticed, we're clearly living at the dawn of the zombie dead. When exactly is Bruce Campbell is going to come to the rescue with a fist full of boomstick?
But you can be prepared. Crack open your copy of The Zombie Survival Guide, load up Resident Evil on your old PS2, and pop in your George A. Romero Blu-Rays: here are eight required zombie songs you need to listen to before snorting bath salts.