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Juggalettes Gone Wicked: 10 Chicks You'll Admit Are Hot Even Though They Love Insane Clown Posse


The 11th Annual Gathering of the Jugglos is right around the corner. Don't know what that is? Well, consider yourself lucky. Actually, let me ruin it for you. Watch this. OK, now that you have descended into the mouth of madness with me let's move on.

If there is one thing I can't stand it's Juggalos. Don't get me wrong, I am all for people getting together and having a good time. But from what I can tell, the "family" that has grown up around the Insane Clown Posse over the last 15 years is a celebration of mediocrity.

In fact, I am pretty sure they purposely chose something terrible to be a part of so they can all get together and defend its horribleness, like a pack of orcs defending Mordor... or something like that. That being said you can't really blame someone for wanting to be a part of something bigger than themselves. If it wasn't for that deep-seeded human desire we wouldn't have awesome stuff like Crips or Bloods.

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Shawn Anderson