10. Wormed

In a country full of bullfighters and fiestas, it seems unlikely that anything geeky would exist, even more that it would be a respected metal band. But apparently the brains in Spain stays mainly in the plain, and also in heavy-metal music by Wormed.

The band spends much of its discography unearthing lyrical themes of astronomy, astrophysics, biology and human evolution with an extremely deep and complex analysis. Stephen Hawking has to be one of the few that can fully understand the band's big-brained lyrics in songs like "Pulses in Rhombus Forms," with deeply growled vocals by lead singer Phlegeton: "Two dimensions used/Plus strange cosmic hole/Organism likes spectra-fusion/In this strange rhombuillision." What in blue blazes does that mean?

9. Dethklok

Dethklok is the seventh-largest economy on Earth and arguably the greatest entertainment force in the history of the world, or in their cartoon world -- details, schmetails. Not only is the act in an adult cartoon on Adult Swim called

, it is also a real-life concert-playing band spawned from the show.

Geeks wish they could live in Dethkok's massive citadel called Mordhaus, where the band lives, records and gets shitfaced. Dethklok is the type of band that doesn't forget to bring its ax and sword while golfing, wears titanium-based diamond-encrusted codpieces and shoots dragons down with a magic guitar wand in the song "Crush My Battle Opponent's Balls." If that wasn't already geeky enough, Mark Hamill does the voices for several characters on the show.

8. Manowar

Manowar is brooding in lyrics crowned in fantasy-flamed, sword-and-sorcery Norse mythology and has collaborated with Saruman -- also known as Sir Christopher Lee -- on

, featuring Lee as a narrator. Eric Adams's powerful vocals accompany his wordy wizardry to really drive home the band's aggressive themes.

Manowar isn't afraid to grace albums with opera covers like the William Tell Overture, Nessun Dorma and Phantom of the Opera. Man o' War was a heavy-firepower warship used from the sixteenth to the nineteenth centuries. Manowar will go down in the geeky metal history books -- many, many history books.

7. Bal-Sagoth

Bal-Sagoth is a band consistently compelled to wield heavy narrations of sweeping fantasy tales to the backdrop of larger-than-life symphonic speed metal. "A Tale from the Deep Woods" from the album

takes place in the thick forests of medieval England and tells a story about a rouge warrior who relies on his gods and nature to survive as he journeys many miles from battle to battle.

Their song title, or better yet song paragraph, "The Dark Liege of Chaos is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura-Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II)," itself guarantees the group a spot on this list, since it is the longest song title in metal -- quite possibly in all of music history.

6. DragonForce

DragonForce? Yeah, DragonForce. Before your ears even hear the far-reaching speedy guitar solos and fantasy searing lyrics, the band's name should invoke the urge to soar on the back of a dragon across a European countryside.

One of their most famous songs, "Through the Fire and Flames," caps Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock as a massive draining epilogue to the plastic shredding video game. Opening the song with the words, "On a cold winter morning / In the time before the light / In flames of death's eternal reign / We ride towards the fight / When the darkness has fallen down / And the times are tough all right," this seven and a half minute flight through the skies headed toward a setting sun is a mere dew drop in their five album ocean.

5. Coheed and Cambria

The band name was taken from two characters, Coheed and Cambria Kilgannon, from the sci-fi comic

, written by their frontman Claudio Sanchez. The band takes storytelling in music to a whole new level, putting people like The Boss and country music to shame with eight minute epic alt-metal narratives based on

The album The Afterman: Ascension features an astronomer/scientist/astronaut/geek named Dr. Sirius Amory, who goes on a mission to investigate a cosmic energy source that keeps his universe intact. Not only are the songs stories that need hours of confusing explication far beyond this paragraph to form some semblance of understanding, but their massive album titles like Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness can frustrate writers who struggle to squeeze them into brief album reviews.

4. Anthrax

Many geeks have already wasted countless long nights devising zombie apocalypse contingency plans, which they've printed, hole-punched and put into binders. And Anthrax isn't that much different. "Fight 'Em 'Til You Can't" contains very clear lyrics about shooting the shit out of the undead, "'Cause there's no humanity when the dead come back to feed."

On the album Among the Living, Anthrax taps into Stephen King's novella Apt Pupil with the song "A Skeleton in the Closet" and lyrics, "It's insanity, puppetmaster boy or Nazi/Apt pupil, he hears the screams. Nightmares turn into wet dreams." On that same album, "I am the Law" references comic book character Judge Dredd, who utters these four words as a frequently used expression.

3. GWAR

GWAR dresses up like they are about to swing by Comicon after the show, embodying everything geek, fully clad as characters that look like they were Frankensteined from sci-fi, horror and fantasy movies. Their over-the-top theatric shows have the musicians publicly mutilating the most evil people on our planet: political, religious and historical figures like Barack Obama, Jesus/Cyborg Jesus, Hillary Clinton, Hitler, the Pope.

The song "Gor Gor" tells the harrowing tale of a crackhead T-Rex that attacks cities, "Apocalypse becomes creation/Gor Gor shall erase the nation/Before you jump into his gizzard/Fall and worship tyrant lizard."

2. Iron Maiden

Even though they are one of the most successful heavy metal bands to ever grace our ears, many admirers have not realized just how geeky they really are. Founding band member Steve Harris says that their name Iron Maiden was inspired by the movie version of

, adapted from the book by Alexandre Dumas.

The band's 13-minute "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" is a trimmed-down interpretation of the lengthy 18th-century poem by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. "Montségur" is a song about a nine-month siege in 1243 on the Cathar's -- a medieval Christian sect -- Château de Montségur, belting lyrics that are sympathetic to the Cathars who were invaded by French royal forces. You know, subject matter that should be accompanied by an encyclopedia.

After the jump: The biggest geek magnet of all time.

1. Ronnie James Dio

Scrolling down this list you were probably worrying and wondering, "Where's Dio?"

Well, here he is. Not number two like his iconic devil horns, but number one like the middle finger metal geeks use to nudge their glasses back up the ridge of their nose.

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A founding father of dark, fantasy-filled metal, Dio was a rocker respected by metalheads and Dungeons & Dragons geeks alike. During a career spanning five decades, he first got his big break with a band called Elf before landing with Black Sabbath and then Dio, releasing albums with names like Magica, Killing The Dragon and Master of the Moon. Dio rocks these lyrics in "Stargazer": "High noon, oh I'd sell my soul for water / Nine years worth of breakin' my back / There's no sun in the shadow of the wizard / See how he glides, why he's lighter than air / Oh I see his face!" Kneel before the music of Dio!

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