The club itself is very posh -- two floors, granite counter tops, tons of big screen plasma TVs, comfy leather furniture, and mirrors everywhere. The setting was fitting for some of the biggest names in the adult film industry and the local entertainment business. As countless big-busted babes shook their asses on stage to everything from Snoop Dogg to My Chemical Romance, the VIPs lived up to their acronyms. 

First, there was Edge 103.9 DJ Tim Virgin, who is never one to miss a party that features booze and boobs. Virgin spent most of the night at the bar, mingling with busty blondes.

Of course, Thomas herself was also in attendance, looking stunning in a classic little black dress and chatting it up with her many admirers. She was accompanied by British porn sensation Poppy Morgan, who was sporting a slinky, $450 dress.

The legendary Ron Jeremy was also in attendance, hanging out in the VIP area and watching the strippers intently. Jeremy's a very hands-on guy, and he probably got more booby in hand than any of the men in the club who were shelling out for lap dances. Even the dudes love Ron Jeremy -- several men came up to him and said, "You're the man." (Interesting and tangential aside -- Jeremy plays the harmonica quite well).

Ironically, the man who shot the footage for the "Howard Stern Porno," Cabbie, was also at the club, but pretty much invisible all night. He spent the early part of the evening hidden near the DJ booth, and had disappeared into the estrogen ether by midnight. The only quote we got from Cabbie (way earlier in the day) was, "I told Howard Stern to go fuck himself."

Pink Cabaret was pretty packed by midnight, and dollar bills began raining down from the balcony and onto the stage. And although Ron Jeremy was the super-wallflower, sitting in a booth with fans approaching him all night, Thomas was definitely the star of the show, followed by fans wherever she went.

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