At the end of the week, we bring you a roundup of visitors to the desert's own Fourth Avenue Jail. To be considered for our Maricopa County mugshots of the week, get arrested, strike a pose, and we'll take care of the rest.
This week, prepare for weirdness. Enjoy.
Charges: DUI with a passenger under 15, aggravated DUI
Satan's tattoo appears to state, "I pimp homeless bitches."
Charges: Aggravated assault, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person
The ol' Satanist-Anarchist combo.
Charges: Promoting prison contraband, possession of a weapon by a prohibited person, narcotic-drug possession, theft, disorderly conduct, discharging a firearm within city limits
Ah yes, the two most important things in life: marijuana and Maryvale.
Charges: Theft of transportation, aggravated domestic violence, violation of an order of protection, criminal trespassing, failure to comply with a court order, aggravated harassment, criminal damage, failure to appear
Which face is scarier?
Charges: Marijuana possession, possession of drug paraphernalia
The only Bentley in the world no one would take for free.
Charges: Resisting arrest, criminal damage
Big Ricky Martin fan.
Charges: Failure to comply with a court order
And on your left, you can spot the rare Arizona Coyotes face tattoo.
Charges: Resisting arrest, drug-paraphernalia violation
Hey, that guy who wears a top hat and plays guitar.
Charges: Top left: Driving on a suspended license; Top right: Shoplifting; Bottom left: Shoplifting; Bottom right: Driving on a suspended license
Sorry kids, this is what the Power Rangers really look like under those suits.
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