In the interest of fairness, we can only follow up a list of Phoenix's 10 hottest newsmen with a catalog of Phoenix's hottest newswomen.
Now, the following rankings have nothing to do with any supposed journalistic abilities, but rather only their abilities to visually captivate their audiences. Enjoy.
-The 10 Hottest TV Newsmen in Phoenix
10.) April Warnecke, 3TV
How else can you spice up a weather forecast of "it's hot" 200 times a year?
9.) Anita Roman, Fox 10
One of the few women on this list who actually reports the news.
8.) Laura Thomas, ABC 15
Yet another reason why gentlemen around Phoenix are so knowledgeable about the weather.
7.) Caribe Devine, 12 News
6.) Kristy Siefkin, Fox 10
Note: Siefkin's one of the few women on this list who doesn't appear to be married.
5.) Andrea Robinson, Fox 10
Another member of that very talented Fox 10 cast.
4.) Kristin Anderson, Fox 10
Fact: She's 6 feet tall. (She's also kind of pregnant at the moment.)
3.) Nadine Bubeck, CBS 5
Never have you been so interested in the morning traffic report.
2.) Alejandra Espinoza, Univision
If you don't speak Spanish, just tell your significant other you're trying to learn. (Warning: She will not believe you for more than two seconds.)
1.) Carey Peña, 3TV
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