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Cake Pops Are the Worst: The 7 Layers of the Cake Hierarchy

My husband stormed into the bedroom the other night in a rage. I know you are starting to think you clicked the wrong link and that this is Katie Johnson's awesome Jackalope Ranch column, Courting Disaster, in which she writes about sexual exploits. Nope, just a cake pop hater here in this Sugar Rush column.

Anyway, my husband was upset because a reader commented on my column Pastry Trends We Wish Would Die in 2014 with the following:

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