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Five Examples of Why You Should Not Pimp Your KitchenAid

The time has come to showcase some of the unnecessary hideousness Pinterest has to offer. Let's be real... There is a lot of stuff on there that just shouldn't exist. Beginning with KitchenAid mixer decals.

I didn't realize what a phenomenon this was until I started paying attention. I just can't understand it. KitchenAids are classy and timeless and should remain as such. Why would you want to deface yours?

Let's take a look at some of the worst KitchenAid "pimps."

5. Flower Power

Unless you're 12-years-old, this is unacceptable.

And if you're 12 and own a stand mixer, that, too, is unacceptable. Either way it's out of the question. The caption for this read, "I need to bling out my KitchenAid." Flowers are not bling. I will show you bling in just a bit.

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Laura Gill