Dear Governor: Brewer
Give my regards to State Sen. Russel Pearce: A man whom even Houdini envies from the grave. This man of high values, renowned in a circle where only the most prestigious participate, was able to conjure an illusion such as S.B 1070, a law that would not appear to discriminate against any certain group. A feat only Merlin the magician could perform.
I am amazed at this great feat of magic. Do you suppose he would be so kind as to share his secret with the rest of humanity, it might just be the answer to ending racism in our nation, and possibly the entire world.
During world war two, America faced an identical problem with Japanese immigrants, perhaps we should take the same measures in order to protect our border. Advice Sen Russell Pearce on my proposal, I'm sure with all his expertise, he will be able to pull the rabbit out of the hat.