The 25 Worst Ugly Christmas Sweaters Ever
There are some things that can never be unseen. Like any of the slew of awful, unsightly, ironic, and offensive holiday pullovers, sweatshirts, vests, and winter clothing that's worn with pride in the weeks leading up to Christmas. And thanks to the abundance of ugly holiday sweater parties -- as well as the sweaters themselves -- becoming a major cottage industry, everyone seems to have one peeking out of their respective closets.
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Besides the kitschy and tacky sweaters that can be best described as a major Christ-mess, we've seen some that are over-the-top gaudy or go beyond the pale in terms of offensiveness. For instance, any of the following 25 examples.
Ho Ho No Kris Kringle, as imagined by John Wayne Gacy.
Stranger Manger Baby Jesus weeps at the utter ugliness of this pullover.
An Important Holiday Message Last seen on your crazy drunken uncle.
Creeper Cat It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake.
Holiday in the Hood No one's gonna respect dookie rope chains made from string, yo.
Wreck the Halls In case you think the whole Miley Cyrus thing still happens to be amusing and/or relevant. At least they got the "ho" part right.
Kreepy Kris Kringle Santa Claus is coming to town...to eat your fucking soul.
A Pine Mess In case you want to trim the tree and prep for the ugly sweater party all at once.
FunnyHolidaySweaters via etsy
This Bites A subtle allusions to oral sex apparently wasn't enough, so they added an arrow pointed at this gingerbread lady's pipe-cleaner junk. It's creators also made one with white-ish pubes, for folks with a GILF fetish.
Sonic the Holiday Hog Somewhere, Naoto Ōshima is crying.
Merry Whizmas At least Santa wasn't doing it into your stocking.
Reindeer Retch For those who feel like the holidays get rammed down their throat every year.
Happy Hands Gotta keep 'em warm somehow.
Call the Doctor... ...To go back in time and prevent this sweater from ever being made.
A Kuato Kristmas Or John Hurt's favorite holiday sweater.
Sweetxmassweaters via Etsy
Um... ...Like maybe a sexual harassment suit...
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