Pornaments: Best Hung Low on the Tree (NSFW)

If you're looking for a few conversation starters on the tree or for a few priceless reactions from friends and in-laws, look no further than XGen's line of Pornaments. The line of ornaments, described as "festive, phallic fun," are crafted from hand-blown glass and are all about 6 inches.We'll leave the...

By Claire Lawton

December 20, 2011

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If you're looking for a few conversation starters on the tree or for a few priceless reactions from friends and in-laws, look no further than XGen's line of Pornaments.

The line of ornaments, described as "festive, phallic fun," are crafted from hand-blown glass and are all about 6 inches.

We'll leave the puns to you.

Check out our five favorite pornaments (with gift tag suggestions) after the jump ...

5.ST. NICHOL-ASS

To: Your mother in-law

From: Your evil sister in-law

4.HOLIDAY RUSH (DISC)

To: Your girlfriend

From: Your cat

3.HO HO HUNG

To: Your Grandma

From: Santa

2.HO HO HO

To: Your Pervy Uncle

From: Your Other Pervy Uncle

1.MISTLE BLOW

To: Yourself

From: Who cares?

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