Steve Wiley: Parenting Three Words at a Time

Steve Wiley is Jackalope Ranch's Parent Hood. He's a slightly unorthodox father of five who will weigh in weekly with his mildly rebellious views and observations. If you'd like to see how he came to write this column, watch the intro video. This week, he lists some powerful-yet-short statements for kids with short attention spans.

Short Attention Spans, Big Messages The following is not an understatement: Kids have short attention spans.

Yeah, I know, I'm Captain Obvious to most of my parental comrades out there, but you parental wanna-bes might not entirely understand just how short.

See also: - - Parent Hood: Steve Wiley Has Fun with "When I Was Just A Kid" - - Parent Hood: What to Do When Your Kids are Corporate Branding Machines

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