Hey Phoenix — get out of town! No, really, we mean it. What are you still doing here? It's June, it's hot, and the forecast calls for more of the same till, oh, November. If you can't go anywhere, at least you can get lost in the pages of New Times' 2014 Summer Guide. Whether you dream of spending a weekend in L.A. or buying a house in Europe, we've got you covered. And if all you can afford is an overnight getaway at a nearby resort, we're on top of that, too.