50 Important SXSW Questions

Marco Torres
Will I die getting the best Facebook photo, like, ever you guys?
Editor: We have so many questions here in Austin. Here are 50 of them.

1. Will I like the pedicab costumed as The Hulk if he gets angry? 2. Are we all really just in New York? 3. Is this T-shirt rad? 4. Do you want to get some 'za, which is now absolutely the slang for pizza? 5. How far can you sprint while drunk? 6. How comfortable is riding a bike in nothing but a G-string when you're over 66 years old? 7. If I pee in the crowd while cheering, will anyone notice? 8. Is this the line for the line? 9. Will my badge get me in to get a badge? 10. Was that Daryl Hannah at CVS?

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