Each week, we're recapping season one of
Fuller House, episode by episode. Do it Gibbler Style, y'all.
"Ramona's Not So Epic Party"
revolved around the 13th birthday of the one-and-only Gibbler spawn. Everything was centered around the party, including the complicated dynamic between her soon-to-be-divorced parents. It was a jam-packed episode, so we're breaking it down with our biggest takeaways.
Steve has no chill.
It was exciting to see DJ's high school sweetheart Steve show up in the first episode. That is, until he started talking. Pretty much immediately, he tells DJ that he's available whenever she's ready to start dating. Furthermore, he tells her — a grieving widow — that he should have married her at the prom. Yikes
. This episode, he subtly tells her how lonely his bed was with Comet Jr. Jr. staying overnight at the pet clinic. He then not-so-subtly tells her that he was trying to imply that he's not dating anyone. Nice one, Steve. He spends the rest of the time bumbling around, trying to distract hunky Dr. Matt with the option of dating Kimmy "Stinky Feet" Gibbler instead of DJ. Quit while you're ahead, Steve. At least, take it down a notch or five.
Max must be paired with a dog at all times.
Max doesn't have the best track record with people so far. He made Stephanie stop her DJ set at Coachella
to give him a pep talk. He ratted out Jackson about the lack of parental supervision at his friend's house. He told Ramona that her birthday hair was "a bit much." This has led him to lots of time alone with his dog, Cosmo, and that's okay! Puppies are adorable, obviously, and they, in turn, make Nerd Captain Fuller adorable, too. The doggy potty training sequence and their quest to sniff out potential zombies amid the blackout almost made us forget about his awful trombone playing, and that's saying a lot.
Read on for more on Kimmy's party-planning abilities, the latest with Stephanie, and a cautionary tattoo tale.