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The Seven Greatest Names for Strip Clubs ... All Found in Phoenix

Strip club owners will try absolutely anything to get you to step through their front door (preferably with pockets full of cash). 


For many of the Valley's numerous ecdysiast parlors, it means two-for-one drink deals, theme nights, or special appearances by porn stars.

Other establishments, however, entice patrons by giving their joint a shameless or salacious-sounding name that implies the sort of adult-oriented thrills that await. Some of the names of said establishments are also pretty amusing to boot.

We've surveyed the local strip club scene and complied a list of some of the most brazen and bizarrely funny strip clubs names in the Valley.


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Benjamin Leatherman is a staff writer at Phoenix New Times. He covers local nightlife, music, culture, geekery, and fringe pursuits.