To paraphrase legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan: Watcha gonna do, brotha, when an energy drink company wants to support a dance party put on by you? Such is the situation with DJ Bigie, who claims a certain local beverage company (we ain't naming names) supplied him with several large posters of the blond-haired former World Wrestling Entertainment champion, so he decided to put on this weekend's Hulkamania Holiday Hoedown. The ginormous DJ massive — which takes place on Friday, December 26, at an unspecified location in downtown Phoenix — will include spin sessions by Bigie and plenty of his turntablist friends, including Tricky T, Epidemic, Kris the Fist, BC/AD, Benni Beatnik, and JuiceBox. Craig Citizen will host the party, which will also feature fixed gear/BMX demonstrations, giveaways, live painting, and performances by Gravitron, Chauncey True Love, and Silver Medallion. Call 213-915-6244 on the night of the event for admission and location info.