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The Passion of El Cristo

Starring:

Jesus Cristo as Himself

Danny DeVito as God, a.k.a. "Big Poppa"

Sheriff Joe Alzheimer's and his deputized Posse of Alter Kockers

Senator Jon Kyl as "Satan"

Redneck Minutemen



Loads of Illegal Immigrants

Mayor Phil "I know I look dark, but I swear I'm not a Beaner" Gordon as Judas Iscariot

And Andy "Candy" Thomas as Pompous Pilate

Art by Jim Mahfood
Script by Stephen Lemons

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Contact: Stephen Lemons
Jim Mahfood