If you can't stand the heat -- get in the kitchen. Tonight, Thursday, June 13, at 6 p.m. at the Lounge at Crescent Ballroom, Chow Bella writers are warming up for summer with "Fried," an evening of true stories. Admission is free; food and drink will be available for sale.
And now, Eric Schaefer's ode to KFC, in haiku.
Thank you Bluegrass State For birthing Colonel Sanders. KFC, my muse.
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See also: - Don & Charlie's: Eric Schaefer's Comfort Food
My guilty pleasure. I want to run for cover Shameful, embarrassed.
Golden brown, crispy. You entice me like a drug. Salty, delicious.
Eating it alone, In my pajamas I gorge, Thankful for drive-thru.
My p.j.'s covered In crumbs, grease, and some coleslaw. Mashed potatoes, too.
Solo late-night run. I eat alone, in my car. The night cloaks my shame.
Forgo the white meat. Chicken thighs are heaven-sent. Healthy? Kiss my ass.
Wings, extra-crispy. This chicken never could fly. Higher calling, now.
I've lost my street cred With the foodie elitists. This is who I am.
Red and white bucket My lifespan is now cut short Arteries closing.
Grilled, roasted, or baked A complete waste of my time. Chicken should be fried.
Bloated from the salt, Call my cardiologist KFC, worth it.
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