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I'm somewhat reluctant to admit that I love grapefruit and don't have any citrus trees. I know all too well how this story goes this time of year.

Friends get word of the two facts above. Then, they offer to bring me a couple of grapefruit. I graciously accept. Some other friends offer the same thing, usually while I'm obviously distracted so I just give the automatic "yes" nod. I think I'm going to receive a nice slow and steady stream of grapefruit all season long.

Nope, nope, nope.

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