Peel Me Off This Velcro Seat: 15 Songs About Being Bored

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Green Day- Longview

You know you're in trouble when masturbation is getting old and nothing good is on TV.

Violent Femmes- Blister in the Sun

If you don't know what this song's about, big hands, stained sheets, and the surrounding songs are pretty big hints.

Billy Idol- Dancing With Myself

Billy knows what's up.

Nerf Herder- Welcome to my World

Nerf Herder- Welcome To My World by Awesomefossum

Semi-obscure Star Wars references are always a good thing. "Jagermeister and Captain Crunch, nicotine and the Brady Bunch, I'm building a boat out of pudding cups." His shirt is starting to stink, and he doesn't give a damn what you think.

Best Coast- Goodbye

When TV and weed fail to entertain, a talking cat may be your only hope.

Lagwagon- Lazy

Lagwagon- Lazy by Awesomefossum

If your cat can't talk, you might as well envy it."Look at my cat, why can't I live like that? All other animals except us do nothing else but eat and shit."

Bruno Mars- The Lazy Song

Why answer the phone, start P90X, or pursue a college degree when you can do it tomorrow?

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