Green Day- Longview
You know you're in trouble when masturbation is getting old and nothing good is on TV.
Violent Femmes- Blister in the Sun
If you don't know what this song's about, big hands, stained sheets, and the surrounding songs are pretty big hints.
Billy Idol- Dancing With Myself
Billy knows what's up.
Nerf Herder- Welcome to my World
Nerf Herder- Welcome To My World by Awesomefossum
Semi-obscure Star Wars references are always a good thing. "Jagermeister and Captain Crunch, nicotine and the Brady Bunch, I'm building a boat out of pudding cups." His shirt is starting to stink, and he doesn't give a damn what you think.
Best Coast- Goodbye
When TV and weed fail to entertain, a talking cat may be your only hope.
Lagwagon- Lazy by Awesomefossum
If your cat can't talk, you might as well envy it."Look at my cat, why can't I live like that? All other animals except us do nothing else but eat and shit."
Bruno Mars- The Lazy Song
Why answer the phone, start P90X, or pursue a college degree when you can do it tomorrow?