If You Must Watch the Royal Wedding in Public -- Here's Where to Do It in Phoenix

Don't lie. You're gonna watch. You've got the DVR set. Or at least you'll catch a few minutes on the news. Come on -- you know you want to see the dress. 

But do you have the balls to actually be seen in public, caring about the Royal Wedding? 

If so, has compiled a handy list (which Mouth by Southwest helpfully reposted) of where to catch all the televised action, along with a pint or three. Sounds like George & Dragon is a good bet.

Or you could stay home and make cookies that look like the ones pictured above. 

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Amy Silverman is a two-time winner of the Arizona Press Club’s Journalist of the Year award. Her work has appeared on the radio show This American Life and in the New York Times, the Washington Post, Lenny Letter, and Brain, Child. She’s the co-curator of the live reading series Bar Flies, and a commentator for KJZZ, the NPR affiliate in Phoenix. Silverman is the author of the book My Heart Can’t Even Believe It: A Story of Science, Love, and Down Syndrome (Woodbine House 2016). Follow her on Instagram (@amysilverman), Twitter (@amysilvermanaz), and at