In today's example of how to find out how dumb your girlfriend is while high-flying your douche bag flag after a late-night visit to the strip club comes Alibis.
Now available over the greasy counter is real, scented evidence that you weren't in fact at the strip club, but that you have a set of equally bad excuses for not coming home.
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