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Seven Pool Toys We Dare You to Take to the River

As you plan your next pool party or day at the river, it never hurts to come prepared.

But there are certain aquatic accessories that might say you're overdoing it. And while it's nice to make a splash at the party, bringing any of the following would be the social equivalent of a cannonball.

7. Six-Piece Fitness Set

Yeah, your friends will laugh, but you'll be the one laughing later, when you have a rocking bikini body under a lavender buoyancy belt.

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