He’s an actor, producer, writer, and podcaster, but this time he's a comedian.EXPAND
He’s an actor, producer, writer, and podcaster, but this time he's a comedian.
MJ Kim

The Best Things to Do in Metro Phoenix This Week

Nothing to do this week? Don't fret. Instead, answer the question “Who Runs the World?” with Bar Flies, catch a screening at the Desperado LGBT Film Festival, or watch the felt fly at Fifty Shades of Felt. For more things to do, visit Phoenix New Times' calendar.

Chris Hardwick
Chris Hardwick wears a lot of hats. He’s an actor, producer, writer, and podcaster. And of course, Comedy Central fans know him from @midnight with Chris Hardwick, which he hosted for four years until last summer. Hosting is still a part of his life, from his namesake show to The Talking Dead, which is affiliated with the zombie show it rhymes with. Once upon a time, he was even a radio DJ. He’s also the CEO of Nerdist Industries, which he founded.

But he’s coming to Stand Up Live on Thursday, February 8, as a comedian.

Hardwick’s stand-up delivery is fast, keen, and snarky AF. The multifaceted performer gives guests a taste of his well-rounded wit at 8 p.m. at 50 West Jefferson Street. Admission is $35 for guests 18 and older; attendance requires a two-drink minimum. He’s scheduled to perform on February 9 and 10. Call 480-719-6100 or visit the Stand Up Live website. Amy Young

This is not a photo from Curses, Foiled Again!, but you get the idea.
This is not a photo from Curses, Foiled Again!, but you get the idea.
Paramount Pictures

Curses, Foiled Again!
Melodrama’s a straightforward, palatable form of theater that returns audiences to the age-old concept of catharsis — the purgation of pity and fear — and not always a whole lot else. But for us Americans, it’s also a nostalgic, somewhat silly genre, featuring hero, heroine, and villain; mild suspense; and sanctioned opportunities to boo and hiss. Through Saturday, February 17, Zao Theatre presents Curses, Foiled Again!, the musical story of the romance and struggles of simple farm girl Polly Praiseworthy.

Showtime on opening night, Thursday, February 8, is 7:30 p.m. Ticket prices are $14 to $22, and children younger than 6 are not admitted. Performances continue at Centerstage Church, 550 South Ironwood Drive in Apache Junction. Call 480-924-5122 or visit the Zao Theatre website. Julie Peterson

Bar Flies is back, alright.EXPAND
Bar Flies is back, alright.
Alexandra Gaspar

Bar Flies
The February headliners for Phoenix New Times’ monthly storytelling event Bar Flies will grapple with the question, “Who Runs The World?” Curated by Amy Silverman, readers Nikki D’Leon, Angelica Lindsey, Robrt L. Pela, Stina Sieg, and Nia Williams will stand under the bright lights at Valley Bar and offer personal stories that might make you think. Amy Young will select the evening’s soundtrack. Order your favorite adult beverage and bring some tissues — just in case.

Story time begins on Thursday, February 8, at 130 North Central Avenue. Admission is $5. For more information, visit the Valley Bar website. Jason Keil

Fifty Shades of Felt takes the action to Boaty McBoathouse.EXPAND
Fifty Shades of Felt takes the action to Boaty McBoathouse.
courtesy of All Puppet Players

Fifty Shades of Felt
Fifty Shades Freed opens on Friday, February 9. Perched on St. Valentine’s knee, all we’re asking is an IMDb rating below 4 and ticket sales lower than Justice League’s. “Make it stop,” we murmur, unlike sufficient characters in the film series.

Happily, All Puppet Players opens Fifty Shades of Felt that same evening. Some of you have already seen this remarkable, handheld reimagining of the novel that reimagined another novel, but it always seems to return when we need it, like Girl Scout cookies. You’ll take the movie, and everything else, a lot less seriously afterward.

Showtime is 8 p.m. on Friday, February 9, at Playhouse on the Park, 1850 North Central Avenue. Performances continue through Saturday, February 24. Call 602-254-2151 or visit the Phoenix Theatre website for tickets — $26 for general admission or $55 for the VIP experience, a.k.a. an extra-good seat and cheap drinks. No humans younger than 17 will be admitted. Julie Peterson

Immigration meets love story in the film En Algun Lugar.
Immigration meets love story in the film En Algun Lugar.
Desperado Film Festival

Desperado LGBT Film Festival
For those tired of political rhetoric that bashes the LGBTQ community, there’s a way to flip the script. It’s the annual Desperado LGBT Film Festival, first launched in 2010. This year’s festival opens on Friday, February 9, at the Center for the Performing Arts on the Paradise Valley Community College campus, 18401 North 32nd Street. It continues through Sunday, February 11.

Friday’s lineup launches with a screening of En Algun Lugar (A Place to Be), a film that explores young love and U.S. immigration policies. An Arizona-based nonprofit called Diversity Leadership Alliance will present a panel discussion with local immigration officials after the 8 a.m. screening. It’s free, but preregistration is required.
At 7:30 p.m., the festival screens Heart, Baby! It’s the story of George Lee Martin’s journey through prison, boxing, and life. A cast member Q & A follows. Single film tickets are $10. Visit the Desperado LGBT Film Festival website. Lynn Trimble

Get vampy.EXPAND
Get vampy.
Rose Torres/Scorpius Dance Theatre

Vampire Ball
Screw Valentine’s Day staples like corny teddy bears, heart-shaped chocolates, and stupid love notes. Bring on the blood, fangs, and drag queens. Have a very gothic Valentine’s Day at the Vampire Ball on Friday, February 9, at Club Palazzo’s Grand Ballroom, 710 North Central Avenue.

From 8 p.m. to 1 a.m., attendees can party with drag divas Stella Prince and Faris DuVal and dance the night away with music by DJs Betty BlackHeart and Self.Destrukt. Goth gear is encouraged; fangs are optional. Tickets to the 21-and-up event range from $24 to $29. For tickets and more information, visit the Vampire Ball website or call 602-734-5734. Lindsay Roberts

Valley Fever Country Music Show
In the early 1900s, the Spoke and Wheel restaurant was the location of the original Phoenix Country Club. On Friday, February 9, the Valley Fever Country Music Show will turn the Sunnyslope spot into a honky tonk, with performances from Brea Burns and The Boleros, The Tony Martinez Band, and August Manley’s Waylon Jennings Tribute Band.

A DJ set from Dana Armstrong, vintage finds from Rare Scarf and Retro Ranch, and an exhibit on the surrounding historic neighborhood are also on deck.

Giddy up at 8 p.m. at 8525 North Central Avenue. Admission is $5. For more information, visit the Spoke and Wheel website. Jason Keil

Wasted Ink Zine Distro's wares.
Wasted Ink Zine Distro's wares.
Melissa Fossum

Femme Fotale
With its newest photo book, Femme Fotale continues to encourage underrepresented women, including gender nonconforming and femme artists, to share personal experiences and insights about the current social and political climate.

The group will celebrate the release of Volume 5: Resistance, Resilience & Hope during a community potluck on Friday, February 9, at Wasted Ink Zine Distro, 2222 North 16th Street. The celebration will include a community art table, where artists can share two-dimensional work, along with a photo booth and potluck with vegetarian and meat dishes. The event runs from 7 to 10 p.m. and is free to attend. For more information, see the Femme Fotale website. Laura Latzko

The World Championship Hoop Dance Competition showcases hoop dancing from children, teens, and adults.EXPAND
The World Championship Hoop Dance Competition showcases hoop dancing from children, teens, and adults.
Courtesy of the Heard Museum

World Championship Hoop Dance Competition
In Native American hoop dancing, the hoops represent different stages and forms of existence and how they’re interconnected. Using between four and 50 hoops, dancers form designs such as animals, insects, or flowers.

Dancers ranging from younger than 5 to older than 40 will compete during the 28th annual World Championship Hoop Dance Competition at the Heard Museum, 2301 North Central Avenue, on Saturday and Sunday, February 10 and 11. During the contest, judges will look at the dancers’ technique, showmanship, and originality when determining the top winners in five divisions organized by age.

The event also will feature a procession of contestants from 20 different nations and music from DJ Shub of the Six Nations of the Grand River. The competition runs from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. each day and costs $18 for adults, $12 for museum members, $7.50 for children 4 to 12, and it’s free for children 3 and younger. Two-day passes are available for $30. For more information, call 602-252-8840 or go to the Heard website. Laura Latzko

Idiots away!EXPAND
Idiots away!
Benjamin Leatherman

Phoenix Idiotarod
Fair warning, Phoenicians: You might encounter gangs of costumed folks frantically pushing crazy-looking shopping carts around the downtown area this weekend. And some of them might be covered in silly string, adorned in wild outfits, or armed with water balloons.

Will it grab your attention? Most definitely. Should you be alarmed? Not at all, considering it’s just the running of the annual Phoenix Idiotarod. The urban shopping cart race and bar crawl will invade downtown once again on Saturday, February 10, and feature costumed teams of five or more people competing against each other.

Competing teams, each with its own wild theme, will start the race underneath the bridge at Margaret T. Hance Park, 1134 North Central Avenue, before hitting the streets and sidewalks during an afternoon of madcap action and colorful fun. Check-in begins at 11 a.m., and the race starts at noon. It’s $50 per team to participate or free to spectate. Visit the AZ Cacophony Society website for more info. Benjamin Leatherman

Girl group Hey Nunnie Nunnie vows to enhance the Arizona Renaissance Festival.EXPAND
Girl group Hey Nunnie Nunnie vows to enhance the Arizona Renaissance Festival.
Arizona Renaissance Festival

Arizona Renaissance Festival
A lot of folks focus on the food part of a festival. No shame in that. A sandwich that’s available only once a year is just as precious a memory as watching jousting, birds of prey, or frisky belly-dancers at the Arizona Renaissance Festival. You’ve heard of and/or sampled the cider, mead, and turkey legs (which are about optics more than history), but these days couscous, chocolates, portabellas, Italian sodas, and a bunch of other treats you can eat while walking around are on the menu as well.

Live music, lavish costuming, wacky entertainment, games and rides, and artful adornments and crafts continue through Sunday, April 1, at 12601 East U.S. Highway 60 (east of Apache Junction). Hours on opening day, Saturday, February 10, are 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Admission is $14 to $24 and free for children younger than 5. Call 520-463-2700 for more information or visit the Renaissance Festival website. Julie Peterson

See Ann Morton and Bill Timmerman's first joint exhibition at Modified Arts.
See Ann Morton and Bill Timmerman's first joint exhibition at Modified Arts.
Ann Morton

“It’s Only Natural”
When married Phoenix artists Ann Morton and Bill Timmerman undertook summer travels last year, Timmerman snapped photographs throughout. Now, several of those photos are part of an exhibition called “It’s Only Natural” at Modified Arts, 407 East Roosevelt Street. The free exhibition also features new works by Morton, a mixed-media fiber artist. Together, they tackle this question: What comprises the natural world?

They’ve worked side by side for decades, but this is the artists’ first joint exhibition. “Bill looks for ties between the built and unbuilt world, while Ann employs the serendipity of found objects and random experience,” according to exhibition materials. Take a look between noon and 4 p.m. on Saturday, February 10. It’s your last chance to see the show. Visit the Modified Arts website. Lynn Trimble

Pod save Arizona.
Pod save Arizona.
Courtesy of Crooked Media

Pod Tours America
Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Dan Pfeiffer, and Tommy Vietor are some Crooked dudes. The foursome is part of the Crooked Media team and host Pod Save America. Visiting as Pod Tours America, this crew doesn’t mince words when it comes to dissecting the daily news.

From speech writing to advising on communication strategies, each of these guys served as part of Barack Obama’s staff. Obama has been a guest on the show before, as have other political figures like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton. They’ll wax political at 8 p.m. on Saturday, February 10, at Comerica Theatre, 400 West Washington Street. Remaining tickets start at $45. Call 602-379- 2800 or visit the Comerica website. Amy Young

Check out this historic home.EXPAND
Check out this historic home.
Diana Herman

Willo Historic Home Tour and Street Fair
If you’ve been stalking the cool houses of the Willo neighborhood, Phoenix’s largest historic district, from afar, the Willo Historic Home Tour and Street Fair is a chance to get up-close and inside looks at these unique residences. Tudors, bungalows, Spanish revivals, and ranch houses are some of the architectural styles found in the neighborhood, which was built from the 1920s to the 1940s.

More than just an opportunity to ogle architecture and design, this family-friendly affair features a number of vendors who line the streets for your shopping pleasure, as well as kids’ activities, a beer and wine garden, and a classic car show.

The event turns 30 this year; celebrate from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Sunday, February 11, at the Willo Historic District, between Thomas and McDowell roads and First and Seventh avenues. Tickets are $18; $5 drink tickets available. Visit the Willo website. Amy Young

American Ninja Warrior Experience
Leave it to North Americans to make a TV show called American Ninja Warrior featuring very fit people in tight clothing showing off their athletic prowess in front of hundreds of cheering onlookers. C’mon, everyone knows real ninjas dig the draped look — and they most certainly carry out clandestine operations under cover of darkness. Nevertheless, the feats of agility performed by contestants on American Ninja do resemble those of the folkloric ninjas, albeit without the espionage and assassinations.

Fans of the program can get in on the action when American Ninja Warrior Experience brings the pain to Glendale’s University of Phoenix Stadium, 1 Cardinals Drive, on Sunday, February 11. The event begins at 8 a.m. and features plenty of family-friendly festivities for the spectator and aspiring ninja warriors alike. Tickets are $30 and up. Visit the American Ninja Warrior Experience website or call 623-433-7101 for details. Rob Kroehler

Get philosophical with plant life at Appaloosa Library.EXPAND
Get philosophical with plant life at Appaloosa Library.
Travis Ivey

“Landscape Interrupted”
Phoenix artist Travis Ivey puts a new twist on landscapes, using tape, glitter, stamps, and security envelopes. But his alter ego, Hank, takes a more traditional approach. Hank is “a representational artist with a background in graffiti and painting en plein air,” according to Ivey’s artist statement. His cactus and palms serve as springboards for thinking about larger issues.

Hank explores “the encroachment of urban space into the desert ecosystem,” according to exhibition materials for “Landscape Interrupted,” an exhibition of the alter-ego’s oil paintings on view through Wednesday, February 28, at The Gallery at Appaloosa Library, 7377 East Silverstone Drive in Scottsdale.

See Hank’s art between 9 a.m. and 8 p.m. on Monday, February 12. Then you decide: cactus or palms? Visit the Scottsdale Public Art website. Lynn Trimble

Go Yotes!EXPAND
Go Yotes!
Ticketmaster

Arizona Coyotes v. Chicago Blackhawks
Not that it’s earth-shattering news to hockey fans, but the Arizona Coyotes are pretty bad this season. In fact, the ’Yotes currently hold the league’s worst point differential. Ouch. Even the most optimistic fans can’t claim that the glass is half full, but it isn’t exactly empty either.

Arizona is currently on track to receive the top pick in the 2018 draft, which will inevitably materialize as Swedish phenom Rasmus Dahlin. Drafting the highly touted defenseman could turn the tide for the struggling franchise, but they’ll have to continue this season’s free fall for that to happen.

Here’s to another loss when the Blackhawks visit Glendale’s Gila River Arena, 9400 West Maryland Avenue, on Monday, February 12, at 7 p.m. Tickets are $40 and up. Visit the Coyotes website or call 623-772-3800 for details. Rob Kroehler

Patrisse Khan-Cullors
Despite what some cable news networks may tell you, Patrisse Khan-Cullors is no terrorist. She is a mother, artist, activist, and a co-founder of Black Lives Matter, one of the most important social movements of the 21st century. She shares her journey in When They Call You A Terrorist, which she co-wrote with journalist ashebandele.

On Tuesday, February 13, Arizona PBS’ Horizonte host José Cárdenas will talk with Khan-Cullors about her book and the importance of protecting our nation’s most vulnerable in Trump’s America.

The discussion begins at 7 p.m. at the Orpheum Theatre, 203 West Adams Street. Ticket packages, which include a copy of the book, range from $32 to $38. For more information, visit the Changing Hands website. Jason Keil

Nxoeed
The thrill of the hunt can rival the satisfaction of a good find. Of course, it’s fine to search for art in traditional venues such as galleries and museums. But seeking out art in the streets is just as rewarding — especially when you know a local creative has hidden paintings for people to find. That’s what James B. Hunt, a.k.a. Nxoeed, will be doing this Valentine’s Day, Wednesday, February 14.

Look for five of his “valentines” along Roosevelt Street between Third Avenue and Fifth Street. It’s finders keepers. Search with wild abandon starting at 6 p.m., or snag some clues that night on Hunt’s website, the Nxoeed. Lynn Trimble

I want to believe.EXPAND
I want to believe.
Alejandro Rojas

UFO Congress
The truth is out there — and also at the We-Ko-Pa Resort, 10438 North Fort McDowell Road in Fort McDowell. That’s where the International UFO Congress will be held from Wednesday, February 14, through Sunday, February 18. This annual event holds the Guinness World Record for the world’s largest UFO convention, and offers panel discussions, lectures, and film screenings about all kinds of Fortean phenomena.

Expect a vendor hall with out-of-this-world schwag and talks from authors, ex-government officials, and alien abductees. The Congress also offers “experiencer sessions” where people who’ve had paranormal encounters can share stories with each other.

Don’t expect a crowd composed entirely of true believers, though. You’ll also hear talks from scientists who take the topic seriously but aren’t fully on board the mothership yet. Tickets range from $39 partial day passes to $349 full-access tickets. See details at the UFO Congress website. Ashley Nafulte

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