Matty J. Moose's Gathering of the Juggalos Survival Guide

Meet Matty J. "Moose," Gathering of the Juggalos expert.
Meet Matty J. "Moose," Gathering of the Juggalos expert. Kari Robinson Butler
Ask Juggalos when they first heard Insane Clown Posse, and chances are good they will recount the moment like it was a predestined experience that led to some kind of spiritual enlightenment.

That’s one way Juggalos are no different than any other obsessed music fan — face paint, hatchet man, and Faygo aside.

Juggalo culture and events like the annual music festival called Gathering of the Juggalos provide fans with a voice and sense of community.

When Matty J. "Moose" Rzemyk discovered ICP at 14, it was about gaining an identity for the first time.

"I’m just a clown; I’ve always been a clown," he says. "So when I found this music that, the music itself had the element of that piece of myself already in it. It was very easy to identify and say, ‘No, this is what I am. I’m not a metal head, I’m not a rocker, I’m not a punk, I’m not a thug, I’m not a nerd, I’m not a jock, I’m not a prep, I’m a Juggalo.'"

Now, Rzemyk is the bassist of Arizona comedy metal band Psychostick and its only Juggalo member. He's attended 11 of the 18 Gatherings.

The band will perform at the 18th annual Gathering of the Juggalos, scheduled for July 26 through 29 in Oklahoma City.

Psychostick isn't a “Juggalo band,” since they're not signed to ICP's Psychopathic Records, but they are Juggalo-friendly.

“We have kind of a shared familiarity between Juggalos and Psychostick fans: We’re kind of nerdy, we’re not necessarily the cool kids, we’re not trying to be cool, we like making fun of ourselves, we don’t take this shit too seriously,” Rzemyk says.

Historically, the Gathering of the Juggalos doesn't have the best reputation. Originally, it was held at a convention center (now it's held outdoors). The first five years saw riots. There have been questionable “beauty pageants” hosted by Ron Jeremy. None of which helped boost Juggalo culture's image.

“Juggalos are very condescended by society," Rzemyk says. "We’re considered low-lifes, trailer trash, white trash, dropouts, that kind of thing. Which isn’t completely unfounded …”

Even though Rzemyk no longer shows off his Juggalo status by how he dresses, he does know more than most people about the Gathering. So New Times met up with him to get a few tips for first-timers and those looking to make the most of their experience at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Here's his advice.

Don't try this at home.
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Festival Camping 101
Set up your tents where there is shade in the mornings (when you’ll be in them sleeping) — not the afternoon. The sun comes up in the east, so shadows will cast to the west. “Familiarize yourself with the map of the area,” he advises, and read the program beforehand and to make a plan. Your cellphone will probably fail you at some point, so wear a good old-fashioned watch. Bring a mattress pad and a pillow, because you never know what the ground situation is going to be like. Don’t sleep in your car. Don’t bring anything you would miss if you didn’t come home with it. Bring sandals for the showers.

BYO Everything
“If you feel like drinking or partying in other ways, bring it with you, because the prices are insane at The Gathering,” he says. There are quality food and beverage vendors at the festival, he says, but prices might seem steep to some. If you’re ballin’ on a budget, pack everything you will need to “nourish yourself.” Unlike a lot of festivals, you can bring a lot of things into this festival — except glass.

Drive To The Gathering In An Unmarked Car
“It’s very common to get pulled over and searched," he says. "A lot of Juggalos have stickers on their car. They’re playing a lot of really loud music, and we all kind of look weird. If you go to rural Oklahoma, that’s going to be weird. The cops are going to be like ‘what the fuck’ and they’re going to profile the shit out out you.” Rzemyk says he rents a car to avoid this altogether.

Understand The Value Of Good Face Paint, And Make-Up Remover
“When it comes to face paint, you get what you pay for," he says. "If you go to the Dollar Store and you see that cute little picture of a clown, something that you’d paint your 5-year-old's face with, it’s going to be water-based. You’re going to sweat it right off … If you’re really into the face paint, the oil-based paint that [ICP] actually use will stay on through the Faygo showers and everything else. I actually use eyeliner. It’s a pencil and it takes a bit longer to put on, but you can do crazier designs with it. It’s kind of shitty to have to take off at the end of the night.”

Which is why you might want to invest in makeup remover. “It sounds a little bit funny, but it will pay off at the end of the night when you’re drunk and high and you want to go to sleep and not get face paint all over your bed.”

Know the Basics of the Lingo
"Down": the period of time when you considered and self-identified as a Juggalo
“Neden”: slang for vagina
“Ninja”: similar to a homie or brother
“Cotton Candy”: another term for female pubic hair
“Whoop Whoop”: a common greeting, a farewell, celebration, a cheer of approval
“Honk for Sugar”: fandom saying from an ICP feature film where someone shouts it as they're driving and everyone honks their horn

Move in Packs
“It’s very common to see people move in packs and groups of people," he says. "It’s very common to see groups of three to 10 people sticking together and walking round. Everybody has their crew, everybody has who they came with.”

He notes that while many people come in crews based on geographical origin, the Gathering has many open “camps” for people not traveling with large groups.

Be Prepared to “See Some Shit”
“Be ready for anything," he says. "You’re going to see shit at The Gathering that you never thought you would see. There’s going to be some weird crazy shit and every year, almost every day I say to myself, if I see something I say 'only at The Gathering.'”

Ladies, People Are Going to Ask to See Your Boobs
Juggalo newbies and younger kids may ask you to show your tits, kind of a lot. "If you don’t want to show your shit, that’s your choice," Rzemyk advises. "Be yourself … No one can really fuck with you for that.”

Read on for more tips for attending the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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