The Bow Thong: Because Nothing Says Happy Valentine's Day Like a Gift-Wrapped Ass Crack

Are you kidding me?Just in time for the whoriday, lingerie companies all over the world are releasing their own versions of the bow thong, which is basically a huge ass bow to cover your huge ass. Not only will a wide majority of women's backsides look flat (or not-so-flat) damn...

By Claire Lawton

February 10, 2011

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Are you kidding me?

Just in time for the whoriday, lingerie companies all over the world are releasing their own versions of the bow thong, which is basically a huge ass bow to cover your huge ass.

Not only will a wide majority of women's backsides look flat (or not-so-flat) damn awful in bow thongs, but any self-respecting woman who decides to make her ass a gift will have to do some serious maneuvering to get that thing into a pair of jeans or fuck, into a small purse next to her lipstick, debit card, and handgun for the end of the evening.

Ladies, did we really feel the need to one-up the dick in a box?

Claire Lawton

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