Looking out my window this morning, I see gray clouds and a wintery-looking Phoenix.
One might think that on a day like today, a Phoenix hiker would be dying to hit the trails. It's better to hike in the cool weather, right?
This hiker prefers hiking in the summer.
Yeah, I said it.
I'd much rather trek through the baked dirt in the disgustingly hot evenings wearing practically nothing and sweating like a maniac than hike in the cold -- bundled up and clammy with snot dripping from my freezing nose.
Wow. Hiking is not very attractive.
Anyway, as a hater of the chilly outdoors, I've come up with a list of tips/gripes to make winter hiking tolerable:
1. Layer with as many zip-up clothing options as possible
With fuzzy beanies, visors, sunglasses and other cumbersome accessories, you're not going to want to keep pulling something over your head that musses up your hats and glasses. Zippers are your friends.
2. Bring a snot rag
With a cold nose, you'll start to drip watery snot out of your nose. It's super gross and it's really freaking annoying. The only way to avoid this is to keep a snot rag on hand and constantly blow your boogers out of your head. You may as well use an old bandanna. A tissue will just get shoved into your backpack or pocket only to be discovered later. Gross.
3. Bring a non-snot rag bandanna
This is essential. If you find yourself feeling too chilly around your neck or head, this thing can be fashioned into hat, ear-warmer, or scarf. Of course, do not confuse it with No. 2.
4. Cover your ears
This may only apply to me because I've got ugly monkey ears that poke out of my head but those things can catch a lot of wind. Then they freeze and I experience the most painful freaking headache in the world. Keep 'em fettered if you can.
5. Bring a tissue and a zip lock baggy (if you're a girl)
Another thing I hate about hiking in the cold: you don't sweat out your water consumption so you have to pee in the desert. This is the suckiest. Especially for chicks. And it's not like there are big bushes in the desert you can effectively hide behind.
Again, if it's summer, this is not a problem at all. One time I hiked a 10.5 trail in 100 degree weather and didn't go pee once. It was beautiful. Anyway, you should be able to guess what the tissue and the zip lock bag are for...don't litter your pee rag.
6. Remember to drink water
Duh, right? But I actually get more dehydrated on winter hikes because it's so easy to forget to chug water when you're not at risk of heat stroke. Plus, I don't like to drink water on the trail because then it brings me to tip No. 5. I can't win!
7. Bring your camera
Ok, I admit it. The desert is more beautiful in the winter sun ... assuming you have time between pee breaks and snot-blowing to notice.
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