One of the Valley’s best-loved holiday traditions returns to the Medlock Plaza parking lot, 10 West Camelback Road, from 6 to 10 p.m. on Friday, December 7. It’s the Crafeteria shopping extravaganza presented by Frances, a boutique that specializes in vintage fare. Hit the shindig with your holiday shopping list in hand, because you’ll have works by dozens of local artisans to choose from, and it’s a great way to start checking all those names off your list while splurging on a few fun finds for your own home or closet. The free event also includes live music, and food trucks will be on hand for those who want to buy a bite to eat. Visit shopfrancesboutique.com. Lynn Trimble
Marlon Wayans recently confirmed that plans are underway for a sequel to the 2004 movie White Chicks. Despite your feelings on that film, the comedian can safely consider himself a comedy pioneer, having starred with his brothers in I’m Gonna Git You Sucka and seemingly every parody flick ever made since the year 2000. Wayans’ 2018 Netflix stand up special Woke-Ish is getting better reviews than his recent film work, so it might be time to take a second look at his career.
The laughs begin at 7:30 and 10 p.m. on Friday, December 7, at StandUp Live, 50 West Jefferson Street, with additional shows on Saturday, December 8. Admission is $35 with a two-drink minimum, and VIP tickets start at $45. For more information, visit phoenix.standuplive.com. Jason Keil
Show your heart for art at this year’s Phoenix Festival of the Arts, a free three-day affair presented by Phoenix Center for the Arts, which kicks off Friday, December 7, from noon to 5 p.m. at Hance Park, 1242 Central Avenue. It’s a chance to enjoy live entertainment on three stages while you shop for holidays gifts created by well over 100 local artisans who make everything from candles to fashion accessories. Friday’s on-stage lineup includes several musical performances, plus wildlife and guitar-building presentations. Leave extra time for exploring the family zone, watching artists live-painting, feasting at a favorite food truck, and supporting teen artists who’ll be showing and selling their work. Visit phoenixfestivalofthearts.org. Lynn Trimble
Mads from MST3K
“In the not-too-distant future / Next Sunday A.D.” — any nerd worth his glasses knows how the rest goes. The early seasons of Mystery Science Theater 3000 were some of its best, featuring so-bad-it’s-good schlock like Pod People and Manos: The Hands of Fate, hosted by the plucky mechanic Joel on the Satellite of Love, his robot buds Crow and Tom Servo, and, down on earth, the mad scientists who sent him into space, Dr. Forrester (Trace
This week, the Mads from MST3K will bring their evil experiment to the Alamo Drafthouse Tempe, 1140 East Baseline Road, Tempe. They’ll show two terrible movies — 1961’s The Choppers on Friday, December 7, and 1953’s The Neanderthal Man on Saturday, December 8, both at 7:30 p.m. — and monitor the brainwaves of Phoenix’s most susceptible film buffs. And for just $20 per ticket, you could be one of them. For more info, visit drafthouse.com/phoenix. Douglas Markowitz
The Grand Canyon State produces some of the finest wines in the nation. Sample the best vino Arizona has to offer at the inaugural Grapes on the Grotto festival. Sixteen local wine producers from the southeastern corner of the state will be sharing samples in time for you to grab a bottle for your upcoming holiday gathering.
Take a sip from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. on Saturday, December 8, and 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Sunday, December 9, at Arizona Center, 455 North Third Street. Ticket packages range from $15 to $20. For more information, visit arizonacenter.com. Jason Keil
The East Valley is brimming with literary talent. Learn about local authors and the literature being put to page in Phoenix at the Mesa Book Festival. Writers, publishers, and vendors in every genre, including graphic novels and audiobooks, will be on-hand participating in open-mic poetry and author panels. There will also be children’s book readings in front of the city’s 30-foot tall Christmas Tree.
Turn the page from 2 to 8 p.m. on Saturday, December 8, in downtown Mesa on South Macdonald Street between Main Street and First Avenue. This is a free event. For more information, visit mesabookfestival.com. Jason Keil
With more than 200,000 square feet, there’s plenty of space for celebrating creativity at Mesa Arts Center, located at 1 East Main Street in downtown Mesa. Head over Saturday, December 8, from noon to 5 p.m., to experience the first day of that weekend’s Mesa Arts Festival, a free mash-up of visual and performance art, along with holiday shopping for works by dozens of local artisans working in diverse media such as metal and glass. Rachel Bowditch returns with Vessel for an interactive Chrome performance, complete with photo opportunities, but the festival also features live music, artist demonstrations, and plenty of family-friendly activities. Bring money for food trucks, and your holiday shopping list. Visit mesaartscenter.com. Lynn Trimble
Head east on Saturday, December 8, if you want to be one of the first people to explore the new Chandler Museum, which holds its grand opening that day from 9:30 a.m. to 7 p.m. The museum is located at 300 South Chandler Village Drive, near Chandler Fashion Center. Mayor Jay Tibshraeny will open the day’s festivities, which include exhibition tours, live entertainment, special guests, presentations on Chandler history, and light refreshments. While you’re there, check out Jeff Zischke’s public artwork titled Infinite Shade, and learn about Chandler connections to everything from the band Green Day to the 2014 Winter Olympics. Visit chandleraz.gov/museum. Lynn Trimble
DTPHX Record Show
Whether you’re looking to spice up your vinyl collection or for that perfect holiday gift, this could be just the chance you’re looking for. Grand Avenue Records is hosting the DTPHX Record Show this Saturday, December 8, from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., at Crescent Ballroom, 308 North Second Avenue. $3 gets you in the door to shop for records, CDs, cassettes, and whatever else the dozens of local vendors have on tap. Food and drinks will be available, beats will be supplied by the likes of Gila Man, Hi-Dreams, and Edward Navarro, and a raffle will offer the chance to win prizes such as a brand new record player. For more info, visit facebook.com/events/191781708382380. Douglas Markowitz
Jim Gaffigan is a clean comic, but he wants audiences to be free to embrace their dark sides and inhale that large container of fast-food french fries instead of munching on kale chips. His ability to seemingly relate to everyone enables the comedian to headline large venues and have his books fly off the shelves. Gaffigan embraces what makes it great to be alive, even if eating that burger might kill us.
The show begins at 7 and 9:30 p.m. on Saturday, December 8, at Comerica Theatre, 400 West Washington Street. Tickets are $39.50 to $89.50. For more information, visit comericatheatre.com. Jason Keil
Name one good reason to spend a splendid Sunday afternoon indoors watching the woeful Arizona Cardinals. Okay, how about a Bosa? No, they won’t be giving away delicious Bosa doughnuts when the Cards host the almost equally inept Detroit Lions on Sunday, December 9. But you can cheer for the home team to lose again, which would put the Birds one step closer to earning the No. 1 pick in the 2020 NFL draft. And that player is projected to be Nick Bosa, the former Ohio State defensive lineman whose brother Joey already wrecked the Cardinals earlier this year as an All-Pro for the Los Angeles Chargers. Kickoff is at 2:25 p.m. at State Farm Stadium, 1 Cardinals Way, Glendale. Tickets start at $44 but seriously, don’t pay that much. If you must go, you’ll probably find season
You can grab a grande espresso any day of the week. But the Pueblo Grande Museum’s Indian Market only rolls around once a year. Head to the museum, 4619 East Washington Street, between 9 a.m. and 4 p.m. on Sunday, December 9, to check out the fundraiser that features American Indian art, music, dance, storytelling, and food. Tickets are $10. While you’re there, you can shop for the holidays, enjoy artist demonstrations, try hoop dancing, explore the museum’s archeological offerings, check out various food trucks, and participate in hands-on activities including community painting, beading, and spear-throwing. Visit pueblogrande.org. Lynn Trimble
Do you like tamales in green or red salsa? Maybe you prefer a sweet or savory filling? You can have it all at the 2018 Food City Original Tamale Festival. Church groups will be selling varieties of the homemade holiday dish. It’s not just about the cornhusk-wrapped treats. There will also be vendors and mariachi bands to entertain attendees.
Unwrap some fun from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on Sunday, December 9, at Cesar Chavez Plaza, 201 West Washington Street. This is a free event. For more information, visit myfoodcity.com. Jason Keil