Roll Tide

Guard your loins. A recent UCLA Nursing School study found that intense cycling can negatively affect men’s reproductive health, thanks to balls-smushing seats. So we’ll be happy to look the other way if you choose to pad your banana hammock during Tempe Bicycle Action Group’s third annual Summer Solstice Swimsuit...

By Becky Bartkowski

June 14, 2012

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Guard your loins. A recent UCLA Nursing School study found that intense cycling can negatively affect men’s reproductive health, thanks to balls-smushing seats.

So we’ll be happy to look the other way if you choose to pad your banana hammock during Tempe Bicycle Action Group’s third annual Summer Solstice Swimsuit Ride, when skimpily outfitted cyclists for an afternoon jaunt with stops at fountains, pools, and sprinklers around the city. The drenched grand finale? That’ll be an epic water balloon fight -- so don't stuff with tissues.

Sat., June 16, 2 p.m., 2012

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