The 7 Sexiest Mustaches Ever

Well, mother-stachers, it's officially Movember. Toss out your razors, trimmers, and any excuse for facial grooming. For the next 30 days, that patchy, scraggly lip fringe is free to grow, catch crumbs, and (in all likelihood) repel ladies.

However, face fuzz isn't automatically unsexy. So, we figured we'd assist you in this month-long whiskered endeavor. Here are the sexiest mustaches of ever in the universe and their owners -- real, imagined, or otherwise. Imitate with caution. You're welcome.

See also: - Five Sure Signs the Mustache Trend Needs to Die (Please) - Seven of Music's Most Beautiful Mustaches to Inspire Your Mustache Movember Growth - It's Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day

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Becky Bartkowski is an award-winning journalist and the arts and music editor at New Times, where she writes about art, fashion, and pop culture.
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