Got Guts?

If there’s one thing that unites basically everyone between the ages of 21 and 40 -- regardless of gender, color, or creed -- it is the lingering regret that we pretty much all share for not appearing on a Nickelodeon game show at some point in our lives. No matter how successful you are and how fulfilling your adult life has become, deep down there will always be a part of you that regrets never getting your chance to go after a piece of the Aggro Crag.

5K Foamfest at MacDonald’s Ranch is your chance to compensate for your deprived childhood on Saturday, May 19. The course will feature more than 30 obstacles ranging from the challenging (eight-foot walls and a stretch called “Tire Hell”) to the patently absurd (a human car wash and something simply called “Bouncy Ball Attack").

Sat., May 19, 8 a.m., 2012
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Ed Kummerer