Read on for full details about everything that's happening around the Valley from Friday, December 16, to Sunday, December 18, or click over to Phoenix New Times' online calendar for even more things to do.
Jackalope in Retrograde
Downtown Phoenix’s monthly Third Friday sessions have always been a mix of art, music, and culture, all of which will be a part of the Jackalope in Retrograde show. This free event on Friday, December 16, at The Trunk Space, 1124 North Third Street, will offer performances from bands and musicians like The Necronauts, Gohne, Partyteeth, and TJ Friga from Playboy Manbaby. Meanwhile, painter JJ Horner will conduct a live art session, Jia Oak Baker will show off her visual artistry, and "Hip Historian" Marshall Shore will make an appearance. Doors open at 7 p.m. and the event starts at 7:30 p.m.
Arizona Coyotes vs. New York Islanders
It’s a depressing time to be a fan of Valley big-league sports teams. To wit: The Phoenix Suns have been on a losing streak as of late while the Arizona Cardinals are wrapping up one of their most wretched and disappointing years ever. And then there are the Arizona Coyotes, who have produced a middling effort during the first two months of the current NHL season. They’re currently near the bottom of the Western Conference rankings at 9-17-4 and have lost nine out of their last 10 games. Things aren’t going to get any easier for the Yotes, as they’re set to face a series of better teams over the next few weeks, beginning with a battle against the New York Islanders on Friday, December 16, at Mullett Arena, 411 South Packard Drive in Tempe. The puck drops at 7:30 p.m. and tickets start at $40.The Dolly Disco
Dolly Parton is not only a legendary musician, noted philanthropist, and an all-around national treasure, she’s apparently the inspiration behind a touring country and western-themed “diva dance party.” Known as The Dolly Party, the event visits venues across the U.S. and offers locals the chance to scoot their boots across the dance floor while DJs spin a mix of ‘70s disco music and various country songs performed by Patron and other female vocalists. It’s set to roll into The Van Buren, 401 West Van Buren Street, at 9 p.m. on Friday, December 16. Expect to hear “Jolene, “9 to 5” and numerous other Dolly hits, as well as tunes from Tina Turner, Carrie Underwood, Reba McEntire, Donna Summer, Shania Twain, Whitney Houston, and others. Tickets are $15 per person. Winter HorrorFest
Just because we’re in a season that’s supposed to be all cheery and bright doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy something frightening and dark. Anyone who’s more into things scary than merry can attend the inaugural Winter HorrorFest this weekend. The three-day event, which is subtitled “The Fright Before Christmas,” will haunt the Phoenix Center for the Arts, 1202 North Third Street, from Friday, December 16, to Sunday, December 18. On tap are film screenings, panels, vendors, and artists, all of whom are tied to the horror genre. Guests include actors Eugene Clark (Land of the Dead) and John Dugan (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre), actress Eileen Dietz (The Exorcist), special effects guru Mick Strawn, amateur vampirologist Brent Myers, and author/photographer Paul Koudounaris. Complete details and a full schedule are available here. 
Actors from Desert Stages Theatre’s production of A Christmas Story: The Play.
Desert Stages Theatre
A Christmas Story: The Play
A Christmas Story is such a quintessential part of this time of year that you’re guaranteed to have seen the film version at least a few times by now, or at least committed a few of its best lines to memory. All of your favorite moments from the classic tale of Ralphie Parker and his quest for a genuine Red Ryder BB gun will be included in Desert Stages Theatre’s staging of A Christmas Story: The Play, which wraps up its current run this weekend. Performances are at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, December 16; 2 and 7:30 p.m. on Saturday, December 17; and 2 p.m. on Sunday, December 18, at the theatre, which is located at 7014 East Camelback Road, Suite 0586, inside Fashion Square Mall. Tickets are $30 each.

The Fiesta Bowl Parade is celebrating its 50th anniversary this year.
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